Veggie Cheerleader T-Shirts

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Prize vegetables.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

“Children hate me.”

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

The great zucchinis

'Lettuce pray!'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

Still life?

"I had my wings done"

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'