Veggie Cheerleader Mugs

Prize vegetables.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Better Not Squash.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

“Children hate me.”

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

The great zucchinis

'Lettuce pray!'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

Still life?

'Stephen's down on the allotment, gathering in nature's bounty.'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.

"My biggest problem is squatters."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"I had my wings done"

'You've got to cut back on your high fibre diet. That's not stubble, it's grass!'