Vegetable Cheerleader Gifts

'I think you're right Ruby, our husbands are revolting... mine won't eat his greens either!'

Just Stop Boil

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Bill finally receives a celery commensurate with his responsibilities.

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

'No Dad, that is NOT healthy fast food!'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

"When we hired you, we said we would offer a giant celery... Not a salary."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

'The potatoes are over there, the brussel sprouts are next to that and right here is my husband Jack.'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

"I love to cook, but usually I don't have enough parsley, sage, rosemary or time."

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

'I'm not sure who to support. One is spoilt for choice these days!'

"You've just raided your last patch!"