Yeast Cheerleader Gifts

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ice Skater

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

Baker

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Ms. Fields, get me some of that holiday cheer?"

Normal People Support Group

'It was very good.'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.