Yeast Cheerleader Pillows

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Ice Skater

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

Scenes we'd most like to see...

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Baker

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Hockey cheerleaders.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'It was very good.'

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Normal People Support Group

"Ms. Fields, get me some of that holiday cheer?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

...If we have to hang around together, don't act like a nut.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.