Future Leader Cheerleader Gifts

'Congratulations! You have a future president of the United States...if we ever get the good sense to elect a woman!'

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Congratulations on your promotion.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Starfish doing the wave.

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Labour Protests

Welcome to our team.

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."