Future Presidents Cheerleader Gifts

'Face it. The country isn't ready for a dog president.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Jumping cheerleaders

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Accountant's Awards - "Our next award is for 'Tax Loophole of the Year'..."

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Welcome to our team.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Labour Protests

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

Michelle Obama.

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

'Other dogs eat homework.'

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

"You have an outstanding balance."

"Please sit down, gentlemen. I think that once around the table with the wave will be quite enough, thank you."

Happily Scampering Off to Work on a Monday Morning