Voting Cheerleader Gifts

This November, many states are opting for the new simplified voting machines.

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Strive to win!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Encouraging pats on the back.

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

Welcome to our team.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Interpretive Cheering

"I had my wings done"

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

"School starts soon...."