Campaign Cheerleader Gifts

Tim Walz

Michelle Obama.

Senator Krupt: Now Accepting Campaign Contributions - 'It'll Pay For Itself In No Time!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Just Stop Boil

"I go that extra mile!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

Labour Protests

Welcome to our team.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Hi, you must be the new guy.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.