Campaign Cheerleader Pillows

Tim Walz

Michelle Obama.

Senator Krupt: Now Accepting Campaign Contributions - 'It'll Pay For Itself In No Time!'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Just Stop Boil

"I go that extra mile!"

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Welcome to our team.

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

Labour Protests

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'What - are you deaf? He said, ‘I do.' Let's move it along.'

With a great team behind you, you can achieve so much more...

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'No dear, don't worry. It isn't recycled from old toilet tissue.'

Everyone likes to feel appreciated.

Complaint Department worker. 'Gosh, I'm good at this job!'

'Other dogs eat homework.'

Cristina Kirchner