Communication Cheerleader Pillows

"... And he never talks to me. Mind you he always was a bit tongue-tied around beautiful women."

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Couples' therapy

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

WHO checklist

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

Starfish doing the wave.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Without your contribution here, th rest would be just meaningless numbers."

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"