Charity Cheerleader Pillows

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

Accountants Without Borders.

An old lady asking for a christmas donation

"It's a big society idea...we were going to recruit a volunteer committee to recruit a volunteer, volunteer support worker to get volunteers to volunteer to fill in gaps in the service."

"Ignoring the PBS pledge drive is not considered a sin."

'Good afternoon, Ma'am -- I represent one of those pesky non-profit organizations....'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

"At the sound of the beep, you may donate your home to the charity of your choice."

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I go that extra mile!"

Strive to win!

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

Personal Cheerleader.

Lemonade - Serving this community since 10:18am

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"And this is where we introduced our new customer care policy."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"Oh, I'm not lost. I just like your flowerbeds better."