Future Leader Cheerleader T-Shirts

'Congratulations! You have a future president of the United States...if we ever get the good sense to elect a woman!'

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"I go that extra mile!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Strive to win!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Congratulations on your promotion.

"Your cubicle is fun, too. Now if you'll excuse me, I was invited to Jim's cubicle."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

Personal Cheerleader.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

Hockey cheerleaders.

Welcome to our team.

'Awright, enough with the thin jokes, already.'

Labour Protests

"...get in there and make my post docs fall in love with their research."

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."