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'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

New Guy.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Save yourself — it’s a casserole!"

Leaf blowers at dawn.

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Park cleaner orders leaf to come down.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Going to the pub with kids...

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Leaf rake - wider than space

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

"I realize you want the leaves to finally fall, but I doubt shaking the tree is going to work."

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Ernie got up on the wrong side of the garden bed again.

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

"You're in luck. I've had great success with eggplant."

Super Plant Food.