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"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

"Run, Roslyn! Your kale is out of control!"

Produce. Manage the inventory better --- spoilage is bankrupting me! He's losing money because of all the dead beets.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

“Children hate me.”

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

The vegan hunter

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

The great zucchinis

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

Go Veggie...

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'