Veggie Wrangler Prints

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

"Run, Roslyn! Your kale is out of control!"

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

'That chap really knows his onions!'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"I discovered a way to get Steven to eat his vegetables. I put chocolate syrup on them."

Ways to Misuse Ventriloquism

“Children hate me.”

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

The vegan hunter

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Go Veggie...

The great zucchinis

'The salad is that expensive because we had to find a new place for the snails and worms.'

'Our name is Leylandii and we're the neighbours from Hell!'

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."