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"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Prize vegetables.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"You can't make me eat Brussel sprouts Mum: it's illegal to force-feed geese in this country!"

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

“Children hate me.”

'Being omnivorous means we eat anything: That includes Brussel sprouts!'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

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'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"From a risk management point of view, Mummy must urge you to eat your spinach."

'For God's sake, Ellie, we're vegetarian.'

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'