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'You wish, Timmy.'

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Vegebals are poisonus says sciencetists'

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

"Good boy Alex! You've eaten all your vegetables again."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

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'Not a shed, just a shop.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

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'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'This stuff isn't genetically engineered, is it?'

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Hey, those are not menus!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."