Mystery Veggie Sleuth T-Shirts

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Advocado

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Avocado Timeline

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Artichoking victim

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."