Mystery Veggie Sleuth T-Shirts

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

Allotment

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Advocado

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

Rap-scallions

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Onion Tears

Avocado Timeline

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

Artichoking victim

"In my previous life I was arugula."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'This pea is the first vegetable that I've ever grown so I would like to have it stuffed and mounted.'