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'It looks like the Great Asparagus Cutter has got your number.'

baby sweetcorn...

Edgar Allen Poe

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

hard-boiled egg...

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

Advocado

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

At the market

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

See you at the farmers market!

The discovery of asparagus.

Pastorius wonders why.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."