Veggie Mystery Lover T-Shirts

'It looks like the Great Asparagus Cutter has got your number.'

baby sweetcorn...

Edgar Allen Poe

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

But is it organic?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Joan Hickson

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

Advocado

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

See you at the farmers market!

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

The discovery of asparagus.

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

At the market

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Treasure Island Book.

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers