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CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

Bermuda Triangles

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Pastorius wonders why.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'How is the water prepared?'

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"I spy with my little eye…"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"