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'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"Surprise me."

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Babies who Lunch.

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Enjoy!' Restaurant

Guru on a mountain top with a take away menu

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"I'm the Chupacabra, your new family bogeyman! I'm here to scare you into doing what your dad tells you to do!"

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Surprise us.'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

TV dinner

24-hour hot dog machine

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"Arkansas stew."

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'My wife always switches the smoke detector off when she cooks.'

Twisted Peel considers dream feeding.

Carbonated hot dog water