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Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'How is the water prepared?'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Roadkill Restaurant

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Deep in the heart of the one-star restaurant district...'Guess what you're eating buffet!'

Hand coming out of chandelier pulls cover off waiter's food.

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

'I can't tell you what's in the stew because it's classified.'

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Surprise me."

"We keep getting billed from DoorDash. Who here has been ordering all this food?"

'Surprise us.'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

'I'll take a six-piece 'Surprise Me' meal, and two 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' Wraps with Super Enigma Chunks...'

'There's a worm on my plate.' 'That's a sausage.'

An eerie hush fell over the audience when Myrtle responded, 'it tastes likes chicken. . .'.

"... You got the recipe from the woman next door?... Why, have we done something to upset her?"

Hello Spell

"Arkansas stew."

GREAT MYSTERIES OF THE WORLD: Suddenly Warren ate up all his dinner.

"Mr. Lee's Chinese Palace, one of the city's best-kept secrets."