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"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

Soup of the month.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

Me, Alice and God

"Our specials can also be accessed at www.todaysspecials.com."

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'