Mystical Meal-maker T-Shirts

Hello Spell

'I sent out for everything.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'After you with the camouflage.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"I gave your ‘compliments to the chef,’ and he’d like you to elaborate."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Meditation Munchies

Surprise!

Lady with an inflatable dinner date.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Your dinner is in the coven.

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole