Artistic Meal Maker T-Shirts

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

Shaved Ice

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Dali Chooses a Lobster

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Picasso

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Adam and Eve and Scott

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Abundance of Caution

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'Enjoy?...How?'

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

These scramble eggs are a tad crunchy. Did you leave the shells on again, Darling?

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

'Is it just me, or are her eating habits strange now that she's a flight attendant?'

'I ordered a blueberry muffin - Not a Blackberry muffin!'

Sandwich Shop

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

"Quick, get it while its molecules are still vibrating."

At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.

Cone of uncertainty.

"Iron Chef, my ass!"

Spaghetti Hair

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

'There's a worm on my plate.' 'That's a sausage.'