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'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Better Not Squash.

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'You're making a marble cake? Did you run out of eggs?'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

'Hoopla!'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Football Pudding

Merry Christmas!

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'