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'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Working at a brewery.

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

Merry Christmas!

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'For what we are about to receive...'

'OK, OK, you got me. YOu just couldn't let it go, could you.'

Supper.

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Merry and Bright!

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

'In the off season, I rent them out as lawn ornaments.'

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

Cream Pie Joust