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"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

'For what we are about to receive...'

"You owe me five bucks."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

The louder the kid, the tighter the lid.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Snowman Football Fan.

"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

Little Piano

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Save some for Daddy, Buttercup."

'According to the breathalyser, you're 50,000 glasses of sherry over the legal limit.'

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'No pudding until you finish your oxtail soup!'

Merry Christmas!

'What do you mean you're not hungry?'

Superman charades

How's your midlife crisis going, Al? That turned out to be a false alarm, doctor. Today after a heavy lunch I realized it's just a midriff crisis.

"Have a Happy Christmas and a great New Year."

Driving home for Christmas.

"I'm not drunk! I'm jush looking for my car keyish."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Mouse Cracker

Santa's Mask Problem

Swan Lake dancers at Christmas.

This Sleigh Carries No Recalled Chinese Toys.

"Iron Chef, my ass!"