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It turns out they don't go together so well,

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

'I'll show you mine, if you show me yours.'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Piano Bar

"All I've got left is smoked."

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

'We usually don't make toasts in board meetings.'

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Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,