Meal Merrymaker Gifts

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

"I think someone put Bob on vibrate."

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Little Piano

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

"All I've got left is smoked."

Piano Bar

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

Cats play the double bass

Merry Christmas!

Jester

"Let me clarify that this is your employee performance evaluation, Thompson. It is not a roast in your honor."