Meal Mischief-maker Gifts

"How did I find my lamb chop? Well, I lifted up a roast potato and there it was."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"How do you prepare the chicken?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

Occupational Hazards.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'My fortune says you're a liar, so I won't even ask what yours says.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'Good morning!'

The invisible man makes a pancake

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'You still have breakfast and lunch on your dinner menu.'

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'