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'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"One year closer to college!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

Working at a brewery.

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

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'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Merry Christmas!

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

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It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

Merry and Bright!

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

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'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

Santa, Snowman and Rudolf playing strip poker.

'I think we are just about to be found out.'