Medieval Merry-maker T-Shirts

Cream Pie Joust

'I think we are just about to be found out.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'I'd like to tell you all about it, dear, but what happens in Joe's Bar STAYS in Joe's Bar.'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Knights

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Working at a brewery.

Competitors complained that Sir Hops-A-Lot's souther steed gave him an unfair advantage."

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

"All I've got left is smoked."

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

'You can't pour the boiling oil over them yet - I'm still cooking the chips !'

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Jester

Prosecco and Pudding

"It's OK, Trump will pardon me."

Drunk Golfer.

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Dragon roasts a chicken impaled on a knight's sword.

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"... And would sir like a straw with that?"