Birthday Merry-maker Gifts

Happy Birthday Moses.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"One year closer to college!"

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Working at a brewery.

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

'One thing about beer -- you never get buyer's remorse.'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

A Family Group - Baby Stirring the Pudding

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

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Merry Christmas!

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

Cats pull a Christmas cracker and find a mouse inside.

It's our editorial opinion that you DESERVE a very Merry Christmas.

'Uh ho. I wouldn't venture outside on the 24th December if I were you.'

"Don't worry dear. I won't spoil her anymore than you can afford."

Nutcracker

Wrap music

"Yeah of course I told them I was bringing you, why?"

'I know this is Christmas and all, but you should never let them watch 'The Great Escape'!'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

'If the Lord knows each time a sparrow falls to earth, it seems like a Minister of the Gospel could at least remember to mail a few Christmas cards.'

"Naughty or nice? I thought in a post-fact world, anything goes?"

Merry and Bright!

Reindeer Tryouts Today Only

'Eat in moderation. Drink in moderation. Be merry all you want.'

Toymakers Union, North Pole: 'I especially want to thank the little people who make it all happen - my elves.'

Santa, Snowman and Rudolf playing strip poker.