Birthday Baker Gifts

"One year closer to college!"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Panettone

Evolution of the Birthday Party.

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

'There's no mention of stuffing. Keep going until you get to the sugar and spice.'

Balloon Surprise

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

Pinata good bags.

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

'Grownups are stupid! How can you be good and have fun?'

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"If I'm going to be ten tomorrow, does that make me a 'ten' ager?"

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

She found baking helped enormously.

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Celebration in operating theatre.

Birth Cake

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

Football party