Cake Bakers Gifts

A child being taught English history.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Works every time.'

"One year closer to college!"

Tension filled the tent.

Bermuda Triangles

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Layer cake

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Frosting the Snowman

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

I made you a cake!

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'