Cake Bakers Pillows

A child being taught English history.

Lesbian civil partnership.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Works every time.'

Tension filled the tent.

"One year closer to college!"

Bermuda Triangles

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Cake Friday!

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'