Birthday Cakes Gifts

"Make a wish, dear, and smile!"

Any time is cake o'clock

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"One year closer to college!"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Bermuda Triangles

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Cake Free Zone

Little Princess.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

A Woman Holding Canapes

Happy Birthday to you.

Panettone

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Make your resolutions achievable.

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Bee costume

Children playing games

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Cinéma Vérité