Birthday Cake Fanatic Gifts

'Hotcakes are my favorite!'

Lesbian civil partnership.

Diner.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

Tension filled the tent.

Punt Cake

"One year closer to college!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bermuda Triangles

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Frosting the Snowman

Cake Friday!

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Panettone

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

Doctor in a cake

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

I made you a cake!

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'