Holiday Baker Gifts

Making chocolate eggs.

Cranberry Quandary

Status updating this year's MINCE PIE!

Making Christmas Pudding.

Panettone

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Hot Cross Buns

"One year closer to college!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

I Bake. Deal with it.

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

She found baking helped enormously.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Making Christmas Decorations

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Santa School.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."