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Making chocolate eggs.

Cranberry Quandary

Status updating this year's MINCE PIE!

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Making Christmas Pudding.

Panettone

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Hot Cross Buns

"One year closer to college!"

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

'See you in two weeks!'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

I Bake. Deal with it.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

She found baking helped enormously.

'Living in a gingerbread house, ants are a constant problem.'

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

Turkey Sandwich anyone?

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

Making Christmas Decorations

'It's too early to start being good for Christmas. I always wait until at least the Thanksgiving left-overs are all gone.'