Holiday Baking T-Shirts

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Panettone

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Stuffing the turkey.

Baking

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

I bake my own bread.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"How are we on bread?"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

Making Christmas Pudding.

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Baker

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

Baker

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Mum's Baking is best!