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'I need just a hair cut off this.'

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Turkey draws picture of a human.

Christmas monks.

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Yuletide

"Young Frankenstein"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

'Now it fits.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

Clown Skis.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

Christmas Hugs

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

O Christmas Tea

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

The Authentic Christmas.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

Christmas Craftwork

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"