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'I need just a hair cut off this.'

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

Christmas monks.

Cut out and keep your own Baby Jesus.

Yuletide

"Young Frankenstein"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Home depot."

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Now it fits.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Clown Skis.

Christmas Hugs

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

The Authentic Christmas.

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

O Christmas Tea

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'Due to budget cuts we are having to take on more temporary staff.'

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I need to get away and unwind!'

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"We need to talk."

Christmas Craftwork

To the delight of the elves and other reindeer, Santa installs the clapper on Rudolph.'