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The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Panettone

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Turkey Autopsy

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Stuffing the turkey.

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Making Christmas Pudding.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Chicken

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.