Holiday Kitchen Wizards T-Shirts

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Cake Friday!

Panettone

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

'Cooking'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Witch's Brew.

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

The Perfect Foil

Surprise in the salad bowl

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Cookery Lesson.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Hot pot