Holiday Kitchen Wizards T-Shirts

Hamburger HelperSanta Helper.

Come dine with me!

Lady of the Cake.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Cake Friday!

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

Surprise in the salad bowl

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Witch's Brew.

'Cooking'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

The Perfect Foil

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."