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"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Remember, don't let the dough rise too long."

Baker

"No, you're not here about a promotion. You're here because of the brownies you brought to the potluck."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

You're the puff in my pastry!

I bake my own bread.

Baker

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"I like making pastry... It gets your hands clean."

"Would you believe it. I haven't sold a thing all day."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"How are we on bread?"

"Next time you're baking a cake, turn the mixer off before allowing him to lick it."

'The recipe called for a half teaspoon on cinnamon...But I used two tablespoons to give them some oomph!'

Mum's Baking is best!

Let's make a cake...

Self-Raising Flour

'I don't think it's cooked yet, but there's smoke coming out of the oven.'

"Gingerbread? What gingerbread?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

Lesbian civil partnership.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.