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'All good things come to end.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A heart shaped cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Stuffing the turkey.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Baking

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

"Who wants to help Grandma make her famous gingerbread man cookies? You kids get the flour, eggs, and sugar, and I'll get the protoplasm and epithelial tissue."

'Red for me, please.'

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

Adult Table - Kids Table - Kids' Friends Table

'Turkey's okay, but most of the trimmings are vegetables.'

'It's going great, hon. I'm just about to stuff the turkey.'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"