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'Where have you been? You've got mince pie between your teeth and you stink of sherry.'

'It isn't 'will we eat nuts?' It's, 'Who will eat nuts first?'...'Who will eat the most nuts?'...'Who will feel the worst about the nuts afterwards?''

Mum, you smell like trifle!

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A heart shaped cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Panettone

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Baking

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Roscoe's Great Escape

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

"God, I miss the old days!"

Greedy child

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Ice creams

Falling in love with cakes

Noah Cappe - Host of Carnival Eats

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.