Festive Treats Pillows

'Where have you been? You've got mince pie between your teeth and you stink of sherry.'

'It isn't 'will we eat nuts?' It's, 'Who will eat nuts first?'...'Who will eat the most nuts?'...'Who will feel the worst about the nuts afterwards?''

Mum, you smell like trifle!

Baker: We have Gingerbread House/ Thomas Insurance: We have Homeowner's Insurance

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

A heart shaped cake

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

Panettone

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

Baking

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Take a pill in the morning, in the afternoon and at night."

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Roscoe's Great Escape

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"God, I miss the old days!"

"Oh come on!... How can I only have lost two ounces?!"

"First camping trip, Billy?"

Ice creams

Falling in love with cakes

Greedy child

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'My Christmas bonus.'

What do you wish for next year?

True Love: You let her have the last cherry popsicle in the box.